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Ass-uming

Ass-uming

€3.50Price

Get ready to break the ice (and maybe some rules) with this hilariously bold card! Featuring a perfectly photogenic cow’s derrière, this card pairs farmyard humor with a cheeky question: “Ass-ming you’re ready to get drunk?” Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or any occasion that calls for a little liquid courage and lots of laughs.

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  • PRODUCT INFO

    Printed on premium-quality 6 x 6 inch card, each piece is designed to look and feel luxurious - the kind of card that doesn’t just get displayed, but proudly kept. It comes complete with a matching envelope, ready to gift, post, or frame.

  • RETURN & REFUND POLICY

    This item is non-refundable.

  • SHIPPING INFO

    A little gift from us – complimentary delivery when your order exceeds €50!

    For orders less than €50 - a €3.99 delivery fee will be added at checkout.

    Estimated delivery: 5–10 working days


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